Voter Engagement Isn’t Kim-Possible

September 16th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Kylie (left) and Kendall (right) Jenner show their support
for half-sis Kim Kardashian (center) in Beverly Hills

KYLIE: I’ll vote for you, Kim!

KENDALL: I’ll vote for you, too!

KIM: That’s great. I think I’m a Republican. No, a Democrat. No, a hermaphrodite! Oh, I don’t really know. I don’t really care.

KYLIE: You’re a hermaphrodite?

KENDALL: I knew it!

KIM: I learned about one of those in school. Hermaphrodite means, “goddess of love.”

KYLIE: Uhmm… yes, that’s absolutely right.

KENDALL: I want to be a goddess of love!

KIM: Kendall, focus! We’re getting out the vote! Vote for Kim! Vote for Kim!

KYLIE: Kim, we’re not even old enough to vote. We’re not eighteen.

KENDALL: That didn’t stop us from filming our own Girls Gone Wild tape.

KYLIE: That was different. You were nine. I was eleven. We were young and stupid then.

KENDALL: Talk about stupid. You’re stupid. We’re not voting for the President. We’re getting people to vote for Kim on Dancing With the Stars.

KYLIE: You’re stupid!

KENDALL: YOU’RE STUPID!!!

KIM: Girls, girls. Settle down! You’re related to me–odds are, you’re both stupid!

KYLIE: Aw.

KENDALL: Really?

KIM: No, no, that’s GOOD! Trust me. Stupid is sexy. That’s why we all have careers. That’s why you’re on TV! That’s why that secretary lady is running for President! People love stupid!

KYLIE: Are you talking about Sarah Palin?

KENDALL: She’s John McCain’s Vice Presidential nominee.

KIM: What are you talking about?

KYLIE: The secretary lady.

KIM: When in doubt, go “sexy secretary.” That’s what Reggie always says.

KYLIE: That doesn’t make a ton of sense to me.

KENDALL: Me neither.

KIM: Shut up and wear the shirts, you skinny bitches. Do the walk I showed you.

KENDALL: I know you taught us the “make your butt look less jiggly” walk, but neither of us really have much butt to jiggle.

KIM: JUST DO IT!

KYLIE: What are we supposed to say, again? “There goes that glass ceiling?”

KENDALL: No! “Vote for Kim! Vote for Kim!”

KIM: There we go, girls!!! Like sister, like sister. When you grow up, you should be just like me.

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