Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming “It’s pronounced ‘Wong,’ dumbass” Wang has a Twitter account. Allegedly. I can’t tell if it’s real or not, because his tweets are so on the nose.
Take a gander:
I mean, “Our team need play better” and “At least I didn’t get a loss. I Try to pitch shut out next time”? That’s right out of the Hardass Asian Pitcher Handbook! And we all know what a hard time our peeps have with pizza, the first time they encounter it. Do you think he eats it with a knife and fork, or does he prefer the foldover method, like my grandma? Anyway, as endearing as his Twitter page is–fake or no–I won’t be following his ass any time soon until he ditches those pinstripes.
[via Fantasy Baseball Dugout]
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