People here are totally buying the “Diana as a Republican” impersonasian project. It’s so awesome! Yesterday, I even got heckled on the street by two hippies with a camcorder (am I confusing hippies with the Amish, or does that seem kinda wrong to you, too?), who yelled wistfully after me, “Now remember, Republicans are sexist, and you’re a WOMAN!”
I actually found myself getting angry. How dare they assault me for my political beliefs! And for the record, what’s so wrong with drilling in ANWR, and supporting the war in Iraq, and baking a cake for my husband? I couldn’t believe their nerve. So I adjusted my lanyard and RNC credentials, touched the pearls on my neck for strength, and kept walking.
Walking, that is, into the convention hall. Where I met other like-minded individuals, who I prayed with, and Muslim-bashed with, and spittoeyed on women’s and gay rights with. What fun! I was actually sad when it was over.
Until, of course, I met Bill O’Reilly. Even though he was a mean old
dickface goat, it truly was an honor. An honor!
Filed under: Ann Coulter, ANWR, Bill O'Reilly is Satan, Brainwashing, Help Me, Impersonasians, It's Gone Too Far, Michelle Malkin, Proximity to Craziness, Republican National Convention, RNC, Time to Go Home
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