I can’t believe how much there is to do here! I’ve been, uh, pumping gas and cheering on the war and spitting on immigrants and fighting gay marriage and reading my Bible and counting my money all day… not to mention spending lots of time thinking about how badly I totally want to vote for Sarah Palin (don’t worry if you don’t know who she is) now, cuz she’s a woman, and shit, I’ll vote for anybody as long as they have a functioning vagina (assuming Sarah has four–or, er, five children–her love purse must be top notch)!
… don’t worry. It won’t last long. I hope.
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