As Hurricane Ike makes its way northwest to close in on Texas, we can’t help but wonder: What kind of stupid, blasphemous, disrespectful storm would threaten Jen’s birthplace and home of her brilliant, awesome, super-cute parents???
Fortunately, Jen’s folks (who are based just outside of Houston, and not near the coast of Galveston, where the threat is most imminent) are, as CNN would say, “staring down the storm.” If all goes as planned, they won’t even have to board up their windows.
But if they do, trust us… vengeance will be Jen’s. Oh yes, Ike, vengeance will be Jen’s.
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