Careless Whispers of a Good Friend

September 15th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


DIANA: (whispering) Hi!

JEN: (giggling) Hi!

DIANA: (whispering) What’s up?

JEN: (whispering) Why are we whispering?

DIANA: (whispering) Because of the photo I chose for this post! Anyway…

JEN: Anyway…

DIANA: Did you hear what Kimora said about Sarah Palin the other day?

JEN: I don’t listen much to what Kimora has to say. How’d it go down?

DIANA: She was talking about that crazy Alaskan’s shoes. She was like, “[Sarah Palin's] choice of shoes is wrong, for me.”

JEN: Burn! Wait, which shoes? These?

[Jen pulls up a picture of...]

DIANA: Hmm. Those shoes, if you can call them that, are heinous. But she must have meant something else. She also said, “I think she needs a nice, fierce pump, honey. Those open-toe, old, Gucci-looking throwbacks with the buckle on the front? Open-toe! With a French manicure on her toe? I’m sorry. I think she needs to be a little more refined.

JEN: (snorting) Refined??

DIANA: Yeah!

JEN: We are talking about Kimora Lee Simmons, right?

[Jen pulls up a picture of...]


DIANA: Hmm. Yeah.

JEN: Hmm.

DIANA: Hmm.

JEN: Well, you know, it’s a cold day in Hell when Kimora and I agree on something.

DIANA: So true.

JEN: Welp, I guess Satan’s gotta put on a sweatshirt, then!

DIANA: Hee hee!

JEN: Hee hee!

DIANA: Did you just say that, that whole thing about Satan in a sweatshirt?

JEN: That depends, did you just write it in your post?

DIANA: Yes.

JEN: These dialogues have become way too existential for me to even deal with.

DIANA: Right?

JEN: Right. Go to bed.

DIANA: (whispering) Okay.

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