In an effort to rebut rumors that she faked the birth of her fifth child in order to cover up the pregnancy of her sixteen year-old daughter, Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has just confirmed that the now-17 year-old Bristol is currently five months pregnant.
Whether or not you buy the story that Trig Palin is actually Bristol’s too (and therefore the Governor’s grandson–which would kinda intimate that Bristol is a very busy girl) or that Palin’s teen daughter is three, four, five, or eleventy-billion months pregnant for the first time, one thing has now also been confirmed:
Teen pregnancy is SO HOT right now.
God, I can’t wait for them to make “I’M WITH CHILD” baby tees at Kitson! I know I’d sure as heck spend $125 on one of those.
Filed under: Baby Mamas, Bristol Palin, People Who Have No Shame, Republicans, Ruh-Roh, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Fake Pregnancy, Screw HIgh School Be A Mom, Spike from Degrassi High Is A Pioneer, Teen Pregnancy
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