Slant Eye-dolotry

August 19th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


We almost lost our muzzafuzzin’ minds today when a photo of the Argentine women’s soccer team (rocking Spain’s chink-eye style) surfaced on Gawker–holy frijoles, are we witnessing a “respect” epidemic?? It’s like a worldwide fad of “loving” spinning crazily, slantily, er–respectfully out of control!!! Awesome!

We’ve actually written a song about it. It goes a little somethin’ like this (hit it!):

People all over the world (everybody)
Squint eyes (slant)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Chink those eyes (chink eyes!)
Start a love train (love eye), love train
The next stop that we respectfully make will be soon
Tell all the folks in Argentina, and Spain, too
Don’t you know that it’s time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, it’s funny hoo hoo!
Well, well
People all over the world (you don’t need no money)
Squint eyes (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don’t need no Asians, come on)
People all over the world (Join in, ride this train)
Join in (Ride this train, y’all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train
All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Please don’t miss this train o’ impersonasian
‘Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
People all over the world (Sisters and brothers)
Squint eyes (Squint ‘em, come on!)
Start a love train (ride this train, y’all), love train (Come on)
People all over the world (Don’t need no tickets)
Squint eyes (come on, eyes)
Start a love train, love train
Eyes, slanty eyes
Squint those eyes
Loving eyes
People, ain’t no war
People all over the world (on this train)
Chinky eyes (ride the train)
Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y’all)
People all over the world (come on)
Squint eyes (you can ride or stand, yeah)
Start a love train, love train (makin’ love)
People all over the world (’round the world, y’all)
Squinty eyes (come on)
Start a love train, love train

Ringtone available soon! Until then, just keep those eyes chinky!!!

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Thanks, Jasmine!

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