Home-wrecking veteran and generally useless tartlet Sienna Miller is suing two media agencies (which account for photo agency Big Pictures and British tabloids News of the World and the Sun) over the snapping and distribution of photos documenting multiple topless frolic-fests with married (now seperated) actor Balthazar Getty.
An official statement from Miller*:
“Yeah, so what, so I’ve screwed a couple of married men! What would you do if you were me? I can’t act, I’m too short to keep modeling, and the only thing that’s ever gotten me invited to the Met ball is my grade-A pussy. I have no shame, okay? I HAVE NO SHAME. I’d be happy to have a camera installed in my vagina. But if people are going to look at my teeny-tiny titties and extra-marital antics, they’re gonna have to pay up for it.”
*not an actual statement from Sienna Miller. Totally fictional. She sucks, though. You already knew that.
Filed under: Balthazar Getty, Broken Homes, Celebrity "Privacy", Lawsuits, Litigasian, Marriage Splits, Paparazzi Whores, People Who Have No Shame, Sienna Miller is Famous for...for...Uh, Topless PhotozzZz
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