Hipster Accessorizasian
Picking up where Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle left off comes Barack Obama Is Your New Fixie (if you have to ask what a “fixie” is, you are too old–that is to say, over the age of 25–not to mention deeply uncool). BOIYNF is for the hipster set and, rightfully, its sloganeering references all of the correct trappings, like Williamsburg, veganism, art school, and afterparties:
And, of course, the ultimate hipster accessory:
Don’t have an Asian girlfriend? Take heart, uncool losers–I hear they’re available over at American Apparel, in the vicinity of their ugly vintage glasses, shiny headbands, and latex leggings!
Filed under: American Apparel, Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle, Barack Obama Is Your New Fixie, Death to Hipsters, Fixies, Libertards, People as Accessories, Slogans, We Don't Trust Vegans, Williamsburg
