I don’t know why exactly, but this story amuses the hell outta me: “Police nab two cannabis growers in cemetery.” Two cemetery caretakers in Hanoi were busted this week for growing pot in an 82 square-foot patch o’ dead people right before their first harvest. Which makes me wonder: Are dead people good fertilizer for da kine bud? Is that what gives weed those yummy crystals? Do dead people give you a body high or a cerebral high? Is it the kind of Mary Jane that makes you wanna crash or rage on the D-floor? Does it make you more or less paranoid?
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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