LEIGHTON: I know, right? I’m having so much trouble just eating these four pieces of sushi. I always treat myself once every two weeks to rice carbs.
BLAKE: Totally. Great job eating with those chopsticks, by the way! You look like a real pro.
LEIGHTON: Well, I’ve totally been to Tokyo before, once.
LEIGHTON: Yeah. Anyway, eating wasabi totally reminds me of that girl that used to always be around last season. She was hot. Wasn’t she Japanese or something?
BLAKE: Nan? I think she’s Chinese. She’s not on the show anymore.
LEIGHTON: Where did she go, anyway? And wasn’t there another girl here, too? A really tan girl?
BLAKE: Um, are you talking about Nicole? She’s black, Leighton.
LEIGHTON: Blake! You can’t call them that. You call them Afro-American, I think. Anyway, where did those girls go?
BLAKE: Um, CW had to fire them so Vanity Fair and New York Magazine would put us on the cover. I was in Josh Schwartz’s office when the network called. They kept making some joke about “models” and “minorities” and how magazines only get read by honkeys or something.
LEIGHTON: What’s a honkey?
BLAKE: Not sure.
BLAKE: I didn’t really think about it, and then we came back for this season, and there was that new Asian chick around, and for a minute I wondered where Nan and Nicole went, and then I kinda just forgot about the whole thing because I’ve got new boyfriend issues and stuff.
LEIGHTON: Penn’s hot.
BLAKE: Yeah, he’s amazing.
LEIGHTON: That’s so weird! We should totally call up those girls and see if they wanna grab Coffee Bean sometime or something.
BLAKE: Yeah, I’m sure they’re not busy or anything! (Laughs)
BLAKE: What kind of sushi is that, anyway?
LEIGHTON: California rolls.
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