Everybody Must Get Famous

July 1st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


The UK’s Sun rag recently got very excited about some comments that Sir Ben Kingsley made recently regarding the diseased, prefab, celebutarded, no-talent fucks less gifted actors that seem to be making a killing in today’s Hollywood scene.

Below, a breakdown of some of his thoughts (the entirety of which we find ourselves in mixed response):

“Some young people are told they’re actors and they’re not.
DISGRASIAN thoughts: Why, we couldn’t agree more. We’ve been saying this about all of those diseased, prefab, celebutarded, no-talent fucks for years!

“It’s unfair to exploit a young person who may look good on a magazine cover and tell them they can be in movies.
DISGRASIAN thoughts: Unfair shmunfair. You wanna talk about exploitation? Go call up Gwen Stefani.

“You’re lifting their expectations so high and then pulling the rug from under their feet when the audience gives them a thumbs-down.
DISGRASIAN thoughts: Like our mothers would say, “It’s not our fault when you fail.”

“We throw people away too easily but should never invite them in the first place.”
DISGRASIAN thoughts: Hear hear! Shred the shit out of those invitations. The party’s all here.

“I have my own drug – it’s called acting. I get completely stoned on it.”
DISGRASIAN thoughts: We’re not with you on this one. Try AK47 medicinal marijuana. That’ll show you stoned, Sir Wacktor.

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