I don’t consider myself a violent person. In fact, I fancy myself an anti-violence person– one that protests atrocities in countries like Darfur, one that does not support the death penalty, one that has begged for gun reform and cries watching news video footage of physical assaults.
I always think that there is an alternative solution for all problems that might normally end in fisticuffs. For example, if you’re angry at someone, just sleep with their boyfriend! Nobody gets a black eye and everything is solved!!!
But something must have changed in me today, because when I read that douchetard Brody Jenner–the remaining member of this current reigning celebutard clique without a fan club or baby–is getting his own reality show… to find a new best friend… called BROMANCE…
…the first thought that hit me was, “Somebody’s got to be dragged out in the street to be beaten, kicked in the kidneys, mauled, and shot. And I truly don’t care who.”
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