Because dive masks makes your eyes bug out like you have a terrible thyroid condition and that kinda resembles the Look of Love? Because the terror of your oxygen tank malfunctioning or getting claustrophobic underwater makes the terror of long-term commitment more palatable? Because breathing underwater, which is completely counterintuitive, makes marriage seem less impossible? Because neoprene is so fuckin’ sexy?
I don’t get it.
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