JEN: Hey, did you hear about the World’s Ugliest Dog contest? It happened over the weekend.
DIANA: Who would enter their dog in that contest? That’s so mean.
JEN: Right? I mean, what’s the point of having a dog if you don’t think it’s the shit in every way?
DIANA: I heard the dog who won was a Chinese-crested or something.
JEN: What’s a Chinese-crested? How can something Chinese be ugly? I have a hard time believing that.
DIANA: I bet you do. That’s why I hate showing you this…
JEN: Holy key-rap, that dog is heinous.
DIANA: It’s butt, dude. So butt.
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