ANGELINA: Well, we are people. And we are on a boat.
MADDOX: Does that make us FOBs?
BRAD: Hey! Look at you! Speaking in arachnids! Aren’t you just a chip off the ol’ block?
MADDOX: I think you mean “acronyms.”
PAX: Even I know that.
BRAD: You say potato, and I say tomato!
ANGELINA: What does FOB stand for?
MADDOX: Fresh off the boat. It’s a bad name, but I don’t know why.
BRAD: We’ll all be FOBs once we get off this thing. Woohoo!
MADDOX: Mom, make him stop.
ANGELINA: Brad, please shut the fuck up. You’re scaring the children.
BRAD: Whatever you say, Ange. Who’s the boss? You’re the boss. I’m just Tony Danza.
MADDOX: So is being a boat person a good thing?
ANGELINA: Let’s just say it’s a good thing, shall we? Here…snuggle up closer to Mommy.
MADDOX: Mom, between your fat boob and this life vest, I can’t breathe.
PAX: What about me? What about me?
ANGELINA: (to Pax) Hush, honey. Just let your hair grow.
BRAD: She’s the boss, Pax. You, you’re like the kid who wasn’t Alyssa Milano.
PAX: Is that a good thing?
BRAD: Course it is. Come here, my little FOB, and give Daddy a hug.
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