When Boat People Collide

May 14th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

MADDOX: Mom, are we boat people?

ANGELINA: Well, we are people. And we are on a boat.

MADDOX: Does that make us FOBs?

BRAD: Hey! Look at you! Speaking in arachnids! Aren’t you just a chip off the ol’ block?

MADDOX: I think you mean “acronyms.”

PAX: Even I know that.

MADDOX: Sheesh.

BRAD: You say potato, and I say tomato!

ANGELINA: What does FOB stand for?

MADDOX: Fresh off the boat. It’s a bad name, but I don’t know why.

BRAD: We’ll all be FOBs once we get off this thing. Woohoo!

MADDOX: Mom, make him stop.

ANGELINA: Brad, please shut the fuck up. You’re scaring the children.

BRAD: Whatever you say, Ange. Who’s the boss? You’re the boss. I’m just Tony Danza.

MADDOX: So is being a boat person a good thing?

ANGELINA: Let’s just say it’s a good thing, shall we? Here…snuggle up closer to Mommy.

MADDOX: Mom, between your fat boob and this life vest, I can’t breathe.

PAX: What about me? What about me?

ANGELINA: (to Pax) Hush, honey. Just let your hair grow.

BRAD: She’s the boss, Pax. You, you’re like the kid who wasn’t Alyssa Milano.

PAX: Is that a good thing?

BRAD: Course it is. Come here, my little FOB, and give Daddy a hug.


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