Seriously?
Yummy half-Chinese R&B star and songwriter Ne-Yo was presented with a very intense challenge recently: writing a song for Lindsay Lohan that would actually be worth listening to. He emerged with her latest, a synth masterpiece called “Bossy”:
“I wrote it for her because when she’s on her game, you can see these traits in her. When she’s focused, she exudes the aura of a boss with ease,” Ne-Yo explains. “When [producer] Stargate and I were approached with the task, we viewed it as a challenge. 
‘Can we make a song for Lindsay Lohan that people were gonna take seriously?’ I think we did it.“
Oh, Ne-Yo. Ne-Yo! Ne-Yo.
I think we’ve been taking Lohan far more seriously than you think, for way longer than you’ve given us credit for. Even in her musical ventures!
Like, I cried when I first watched this performance of her hit song, “Rumors.”
Cried. Real tears. Watershed moment: when she sings her own echo echo echo. If that isn’t serious, I don’t know what is.
Filed under: Being Wrong, Embarrassing, Guys Who Sing, Handsome Fellas, Lindsay Lohan, Ne-Yo, Retarded Tingles, Seriously?, Songs that Mystify Me, Terrible Singers
