More Stuff and Stuff

May 21st, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

I recently became addicted to Tila Tequila’s “Hot Spot”–which is in fact, not her clitoris, but her blog. How else would I have learned that, God willing, she plans to walk away from fame once she finds her mate in A Shot At Love 2?

She writes:

My Life After ‘A Shot At Love’ Is Over!!!

I mean. We Wish.

She continues by quoting herself from Entertainment Weekly Magazine:

I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.

Oh, that Tila and her “stuff!” After reading this incredible declarasian, we feel compelled to figure out what goals she’s reached in life:

1) Mastering a musical instrument


2) Being on the cover of a national magazine


3) Writing a book


Done, done, and done! She really has come so far. And I agree… with nothing left to accomplish, she should move on to the meaningful stuff!

Oooh! It looks like she’s already started: check out her new track, a duet with Hotrod called “I Like to Fuck.”

At least she’s finally saying something that she means.

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Thanks, jRu!

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