On Wednesday, Prez Bush hosted the New York Giants at the White House and, referring to a grave matter concerning football, said, “We’re going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention.” Simpson, as you may recall, was widely blamed for jinxing her BF and Dallas QB Tony Romo back in December, when she cheered him on at a game that would be his worst professional outing. The Cowboys also lost in the playoffs to the Giants this season after Romo and Simpson partied in Cabo during his bye-week.
With Bush being the most unpopular president in modern history (good job, dude!!) and Jess being a Bad Fuck Charm, the only logical course of action for these two losers is to hook up. Then she would be known as a Lame Duck Fuck, and he would just GO. AWAY.
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