Kudos to Kristi Yamaguchi for winning Dancing with the Stars last night!
And now, a word from Kristi’s parents, Carole and Jim Yamaguchi:
JIM: Yes, our daughter did very well tonight. Although I noticed that she was a little out of sync during that jive routine. But, all in all, she was nearly perfect.
CAROLE: I completely agree. She was almost perfect.
JIM: Quite close to perfect.
CAROLE: Just shy of perfect.
JIM: A hair away from perfect.
CAROLE: Perfect by most standards.
JIM: As perfect as humanly possible.
CAROLE: Perfect according to the judges.
JIM: True, true. Her final scores were indisputably perfect.
Long, awkward silence.
CAROLE: Well, this night was pretty much perfect, don’t you think?
JIM: I completely agree. Tonight was about as perfect as it gets.
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