PInk Ai

April 28th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Pink and Bai ling bring their unwanted midriffs to a Wendy’s during Coachella weekend


PINK: God, Coachella was so hot. I’m glad we got the hellz outta there.

BAI LING: It so hot!

PINK: Now that we’ve finished our Bacon burgers, let’s pose in front of the Wendy’s menu. Like an ironic hot picture. Cuz we are fucking sizzling sex bitches and fast food is for the commoners.

BAI LING: Yes! I looking hot and sexy in my tiny top! With a hot, greasy man in front of a hot, greasy fast food house!

PINK: What man?

BAI LING: You. You man.

PINK: I’m not a man. I’m a rock star.

BAI LING: Rock?

PINK: Well, I like to think of myself as kind of a pioneer of butch-top 40-punk rockish-pop.

BAI LING: I like punk rock!

PINK: But I’m a chick, you bitch. I came out when Britney was huge. I married a professional motocross dude and we made wedding loogies. The marriage wasn’t great, but the loogies rocked.

BAI LING: So, you not a man.

PINK: No, I’m Pink! I’m Punk!

BAI LING: So, you not a man.

PINK: Look at this, girl. (points to mid-section) I am one hundred percent wo-man.

BAI LING: Is that supposed to be ironic?

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