NICK: Ah, just another dinner at DISGRASIAN’s favorite restaurant, Katsu-Ya. Dude, I’m so full of crab rolls. I need a little fresh air.
VANESSA: Nick, roll that window up. Can’t you see I’ve got something in my eye? I think it’s an eyelash.
NICK: Is it an eyelash in your eye or are you still pissed that I patted the waitress on the behind when she took the specials menu away?
VANESSA: She was pissed, not me. Remember how she called you a filthy, fat, D-lister? You better wait awhile before you go back there.
NICK: Good point.
VANESSA: That window is still down! Everyone is taking pictures! I look all irritated! Now everyone’s going to think we’ve broken up!
NICK: Are we breaking up?
VANESSA: No, stupid! We’re a celebrity couple! We brag all the time about how happy and well adjusted we are.
NICK: Right. We are really well adjusted. So we’re not breaking up, but somebody’s going to think we’ve broken up.
VANESSA: Yes, dummy. Although I’m starting to get just irritated enough to want to break up with you.
NICK: You do? You can’t do that!
VANESSA: Well I would, if it would raise either one of our StarMeters, just a little bit.
NICK: Do you think it would?
VANESSA: (sighs) No.
NICK: God, I’m so bored.
VANESSA: God, I’m so bored.
NICK: I sure hope somebody cares if we’re breaking up.
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