DIANA: Dude. Did you hear that Yul Kwon got engaged?
JEN: I don’t wanna talk about it.
DIANA: Me neither.
JEN: He gave her a cushion-cut diamond ring.
DIANA: Ooh. Cushion-cut. Niiiiiice.
JEN: And she’s so cute, you really can’t hate her.
DIANA: Yeah. I know what you mean. And she’s soooo skinny. I mean, look at those arms.
JEN: What about those legs? I had those legs…once.
DIANA: When I was twelve.
JEN: They’re really skinny.
DIANA: Some might say too skinny.
JEN: Almost painfully skinny.
DIANA: Know what? I can’t do this. (sighs) I hate her.
JEN: Loathe the bitch.
Thanks, Jasmine and John!
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