DISGRASIAN™

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

Yellow exploitation.

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.