The medical authorities at Nine West have announced a frightening new epidemic:
Oh no! Stock up on Purell, my friends! Otherwise, be prepared for an epidemic of I Am Legend proportions–except instead of the undead chasing you in the dark of night, be prepared for anytime attacks of gangly, awkward, indie, sensitive-type dudes who studied abroad in China and/or Japan and say things like, “I don’t have a fetish. I just dated a Korean girl all through high school. And some more in college. And my last girlfriend was half-Thai, and the girlfriend before that was Cambodian…”
Thanks AGAIN, Jasmine!
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