An announcement that China will be increasing its defense budget by (jaw drop) 18% this year has swept through the world at a dizzying pace. The United States, in particular, seems tense: What does it mean? Are the Chinese after us? Where are the bombs!!?!?!?
People are fa-reaked!
Fortunately, I know to stay calm. I’m just going to sit back in my Hummer, put on some John Cougar, and relax–knowing that when the Chinese wildly jack up their defense line to a whopping $58 billion, they don’t have a puny prayer against America’s $696 BILLION defense budget for 2008.
He he he, AMERICA RULES!!!
Filed under: Billions of Dollars, Bullies, Chinysteria, Defense Budgets, The Art of War Is So Played, The Chinese Are Coming The Chinese Are Coming, We're Big and Strong Right?, WooHoo Let's Spend More On Bombs
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