I just learned about the “Going Home Barbie,” a Mattel-produced doll that is not for sale and only available to guests at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou who are in China to adopt a child.
White picket fence? Check. Giant swarming butterflies? Check. Happy clouds without a hint of rain? Check. Itchy lurex sweater? Check. Scary polyester psychedelic pants? Check. Creepola dead-in-the-eyes expression? Affirmative!
Run, little Chinese baby, run!
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