The Grammysians

February 12th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Congratulasians to Amy Winehouse for her 5 Grammy wins! We’re so happy she worked out her visa issues and was allowed to attend the awards show. It seems as though rehab has been good to Winehouse; she’s put on a little weight, she’s got teeth, her weave looks tight, and she strangely resembles one of us!

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Girl talk.

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Don’t hate, integrate.

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Peace.

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Wannabe.

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How are we going to insult one another now?!

Disgrasian Dictionary
MALAPROPASIAN –

Asian who uses sucky speech, or sucky speech used by Asians.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

KA-CHING CHONG –

Foreign language spoken by business-minded people who see dollar signs in the place of one billion slanty-eyes.

Racial Drag –

Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.

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