Sales Slip
Seeing Bai Ling’s mugshot, which was taken after she tried to shoplift two magazines and two packs of batteries yesterday at LAX (read Diana’s post about it here), made me feel kinda sorry for the girl.
What?!? Did I just say that I felt sorry for Bai Ling?
So then I wandered over to Bai Ling’s blog, which Diana turned me on to yesterday.
What?!? Did I just write that Bai Ling has a blog?
Her musings remind me of t-shirts my Taiwanese relatives used to send me as a kid:
At the Grammy now just to share with you
Iook at this painting in the restaurant, high up on the wall, crazy people And crazy life, just to share with you, what do You think?
again flying to the cold snow,.but looking forward to the work and wild nature, my heart is a little sad now, casted by the melody of life……
That is to say, they don’t make no damn sense.
Then there are her fans, who leave all kinds of purple prose-comments for Bai:
As well as her detractors, like this cheesedick:
“You can take a chink of [sic] china, bt [sic] can take china out of chink [sic],” is, I presume, meant to read, You can take a chink out of China, but you can’t take China out of a chink.
Once I got past the 1st grade grammar, I thought about this one. And I came to this conclusion: You’re damn straight, muthafucka. That’s why we’re taking over the world while you’re busy jacking off onto your keyboard.
What?!? Did I just agree with a cheesedick?
Filed under: Bai Ling Is Endless Fodder, Bloggers, Cheesedicks, Mugshots, Sad Faces, Shoplifting, This is Why DISGRASIAN Doesn't Allow Comments
