"I’m an Aries."

February 15th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Do any of you remember Jamie Chung from The Real World: San Diego a few years back?

That ok, we barely remember her either. If you do, perhaps what you best recall is that on the most boring season of The Real World ever, there was once the most boring reality cast member ever, and that, my friends was zzZzzJamiezzZzZzz.

You’ll be glad to know that Jamie hasn’t given up her average pursuit for fame since her lackluster television “debut,” and is still mowing her way through the challenging world of swimsuit modeling (Jen said today, “well, I guess that makes sense”) and acting.

Rest assured that her sound bytes haven’t gotten any more interesting:

“I like to show skin so LA is a perfect place for me.”

“I think I’m single because I’m really busy.”

“I go on a lot of auditions.”

“I travel a lot.”

“I’m an Aries.”

…but her Photoshop-enhanced, bulbous rack sure has.

Never one to leave a snoozer in the fray, wonderbread network ABC Family, led by Paul “Not Like Bruce” Lee, has jumped to the rescue. He recently announced the net’s new series, Samurai Girl, which will star Chung in a fascinating femme fatale role:


“Samurai Girl,” based on the popular young adult novels, centers on 19-year-old Heaven (Jamie Chung), a Japanese girl who learns that her adoptive father is the head of the Yakuza and possibly had her brother murdered. She leaves her family to train in the ways of the samurai and to plot against her father’s evil empire with the help of her new American friends.

So funny, How often do you find yourself singing while walking around the house: “Oh, I get by with a little help from my American friends?”

Man alive! We do believe that retarded tingles we get while reading the Samurai Girl short treatment are the only things keeping us awake. If Jen and I can keep our eyes open until the show premieres, we’ll be maybe sure to possibly watch an episode or two.

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