What’s up, Hayden? My wai puo called to say she wants her jacket back. She said it’s, like, totally cool that you’ve had it for so long, but wonders if you’ve remembered to store it in not one, but two plastic grocery bags in your closet, so moths don’t get to it? Also, she said that if you really want one of your own, she can teach you how to make it, right down to those complicated-looking frog closures. They’re really not that hard to make, apparently. You just need to sit down with wai puo for a lesson. She’ll give you some ribbon, then show you how to tie a few knots with it, and you’ll copy her exactly before she suddenly rips the closure out of your hand and says, “Never mind. Your knot looks clumsy and amateur. I’ll do it for you. You go watch TV.”
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