Naomi: Crazian, Supermodel, Political Journalist (?!?)

January 9th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Excerpts from supermodel/crazian/journalista Naomi Campbell’s interview with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez were released to the press this week, but only DISGRASIAN got an exclusive of that conversation before its final edit.* The phone-thrower’s sitdown with Chavez with be published in full tomorrow in the UK edition of GQ.

NAOMI: President Chavez, what do you think of me?

HUGO: You’re completely crazy.

NAOMI: Yes, yes. I have been told that, a time or two.

HUGO: We’re seeing the fall of the empire. Like the fairy tale, the emperor is naked.

NAOMI: I just love being naked. I’m sorry, does it bother you that I’m doing this in the nude?

HUGO: Why not? [takes off shirt to make Naomi feel more comfy] Touch my muscles!

NAOMI: Have you ever seen Prince Charles with his shirt off?

HUGO: I like the Prince. Now he has Camilla, his new girl. She’s not as attractive, is she?

NAOMI: Certainly not as attractive as me, don’t you think? And I’d hardly call Camilla a “girl,” but let’s just keep that between us.

HUGO: Pinkie swear.

NAOMI: Pinkie swear! I love it! Now, back to clothes, which we’re both unhindered by at the moment…who do you think is the reigning political fashionista of our time?

HUGO: Fidel, of course! His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished, his beard is elegant. I’ll admit, I kind of have a man-crush on him.

NAOMI: A man-crush? How divine! You are adorable, President Chavez, absolutely adorable.

HUGO: Do we have to put our clothes back on now? I’m sort of getting used to this.

*Click here for the real excerpts from Naomi’s interview. Very little of what President Chavez had to say was altered in this transcript. Fer serious.


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