Live From New Hampshasian

January 7th, 2008 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Hi everybody! I’m blogging live from Manchester, New Hampshire, site of the New Hampshire primary! Everywhere you turn is another Presidential candidasian.

Me saying “Yowassup!!! Read DISGRASIAN!” to Matt “Smokin’” Lauer in the hallway.


Currently, I am sitting on the floor of the Radisson, which is like the Bermuda triangle for all news media (I’m actually stealing wifi from C-SPAN and blocking MSNBC’s shot).

Just wanted to give you all a few updates on today’s activities:

  • Asians witnessed firsthand (by me) walking around the premises: 1
  • Asians witnessed firsthand (by me) that don’t actually live in NH, but came as a staff member of Presidential Candidate (R) Duncan Hunter: 1
  • Asians witnessed supporting Mitt Romney: 0
  • How many more Asians are in New Hampshire than Iowa: 1
  • Head-whipping takes Diana made after realizing she was eating lunch next to Dennis Kucinich: 4
  • Amount of times Diana made MySpace vlogger Lee Brenner shudder by making inappropriate jokes with Whitney Cummings near Duncan Hunter: 4
  • Lattes consumed: 3
  • Brian Williamses seen: 1
  • Times Diana plugged DISGRASIAN to Matt Lauer as he tried to uncomfortably but respectfully escape out the front door: 6
  • Times Matt Lauer actually listened to what Diana was saying: 0
  • Chinese restaurants on Elm Street: 1
  • Times Diana said to HuffPo’s James Boyce that “we write for 23/6!”: 3
  • Arianna Huffington appearances: TBD

…More to come!!!

*update: firsthand Asians-witnessed account is up to 10 (all in one place–Merrimack Restaurant), yeah!

Photo Source: Whitney Cummings

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