[Overheard at DISGRASIAN HQ this morning, on why CazZzhmere Mafia's ratings blew]
DIANA: I’m not sooo surprised, are you? I mean, shit was stale. The clothes weren’t even fun to look at. Did you do an oversized belt count?
JEN: Yeah–I clocked it at 81.
DIANA: It was such a watered-down Sex and the City. No, scratch that. It was Sex and the City backwash. Wait…no…it was like a Sex and the City…enema.
JEN: Huh? I thought it was about three boring white girls who, out of the kindness of their hearts, make it their charitable mission to help an Asian midget find love! You know, cuz it’s hard for little people out there in the dating wor–
DIANA: Whaaat?!? What channel were you watching? Did you wander over to TLC or something?
JEN: I don’t know. I’m so confused. Maybe I wasn’t wearing my contacts?
DIANA: Welp, ya didn’t miss much. Like I said, a Sex and the City e-ne-ma.
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