When Worlds Collide: Fauxbulosity

December 7th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

David “Mr.” Chow, Kimora Lee Simmons, and Eva Chow at Art Basel Miami

KIMORA: I love being here at Art Basel Miami with my fabulousest Asian peeps!

MR. CHOW: The secret to being famous is being photographed outside of my restaurant. I’ve launched the careers of Mick Jagger, David Bowie, and Nicole Richie.

KIMORA: I have no idea what an art fair from Switzerland has to do with partying in Miami, but it is fabulicious!

MR. CHOW: I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I’m a tastemaker. For example, did I start this glasses thing or did Philip Johnson? I think we all know the answer to that.

KIMORA: Who’s Philip Johnson? Is he fabulopoulopolis?

MR. CHOW: He’s dead. But I can’t help thinking that if he had only been photographed outside Mr. Chow more, things might have turned out differently for him.

EVA: Some people say I’m a dead ringer for Marilyn Manson.

KIMORA: Marilyn is NOT fabulala. Not since he dumped Dita. Who is fabuburlesqueitude in a martini glass.

MR. CHOW: Marilyn Manson would be a household name if he was photographed outside of my restaurant.

EVA: I mean, the whole thing’s preposterous. I don’t just wear one blue contact. Morticia Adams maybe, but Marilyn? No.

KIMORA: What would not be fabulisimmo is if I look fat in this picture. Lemme use one of my old modeling tricks and kick out my leg like so. Okay! Take the picture…and make us all look fabunarcissisissitical or I will kill you.


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