So, to recap last night’s riveting finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, where our favorite drive-bi had to choose between firefightress Dani and Booby, er, Bobby, professional cheesedick:
zzzZzzzzzzzZzzzz Tila lipsynchs in the studio zzZzZZzzzzzzzzz Tila rides a stripper pole and her tits “accidentally” fall out of her dress zzZZzZZzzzzzzzZzz Tila chooses Bobby zzZZzzzzzZzz Tila is not-gasp!-gay ZzzzZzzzzzzzZz The cha-rahde is finished zZzzzZZZZZZZz
Now, like poor Dani, who seemed genuinely devastated by Tila’s rejection, I hope that Diana and I can also move on with our lives and never utter another word about that mousey, predictable, no-talent, circus-tittied midget tramp again.
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