The Harapuku Girls

December 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Not too long ago, Diana wrote about an HP ad featuring Gwen Stefani that is interactive and offers consumers the chance to make their own Harajuku Girl “entourage.”

[sounds of vomiting in my mouth]

“her Harajuku Girls”?

[more sounds of vomiting in my mouth]

Anyhoo, we’ve become so bored with Gwen that we couldn’t muster the energy to try this thing out until we started noticing the friggin’ ad everywhere. Like today, when I was fiddle-faddling around on MySpace and it was right there next to all of their pornish videos. Then our friend Liz wrote us and reminded us of how gross the concept is, so I decided WTF, I’ll go make some Ornamentals just to show y’all how yuckers it is.

Much to my surprise, however, I created something awesome. Allow me to introduce to you…MY Harapuku Girls!

Their names are Hate, Devil, Cacophony, and Pasty.

Now if only they were real, they could follow me around everywhere in matching outfits without saying a word and be, like, my cool exotic posse. Maybe I would start a clothing line “celebrating” them and their culture by putting their images on t-shirts and keychains. And then everyone would be all, “Who are those blonde chicks with Jen? They are faaaaaaaaaabulous. What are their names? Oh, who cares, I can’t tell them apart anyway. But those bitches are fierce. They make Jen seem so edgy. I want me some!”

I know, I know…it’s a completely batshit and implausible fantasy, right? Right?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a bottle of Listerine.


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