Paris Hilton: Be Inhospitable®

December 4th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I’ve never really been a fan of Paris Hilton, but not for the obvious reasons. One time, while I was standing in line at the creepy Rite Aid near my house that Danny Bonaduce and Courtney Love frequent, Paris elbowed me out of the way so that she could thumb through the tabloids and find pictures of herself. The only other time I’ve been elbowed out of the way by a celebutard was when Martha Stewart cut the women’s bathroom line–which stretched for many sequined miles–in front of me at an awards show. Is it weird that both of these women went to jail?

Bad manners may not be jailworthy, but they are appalling. And Paris’ were once again on display during her recent romp through Asia. It was reported that, while in Japan, Paris hit Daikokuya, a high-end consignment chain. The store clerk working at the time said:

“She bought 28 items, apparently taking a fancy to bags from Louis Vuitton and Chanel, but also picking up accessories like earrings.”

The bill came to 1.8 million yen, about $16,000 US. Through an interpreter, Paris asked for a 5% discount. The clerk agreed, but then asked for an autograph. Paris said she’d give the signature up for another 5% discount. The clerk said she couldn’t do that, but the store ended up giving Paris 10% off anyway, even though haggling is just not done in Japanese retail stores.

“But I’m Paris! I’m below retail and above the law!”


What a cheap whore! Li-trally!

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