NIC CAGE: Say it again, honey.
ALICE KIM: [long sigh] Okay. Oh Nicky, baby, the movie is so great. Actually, the movie is okay, you are brilliant.
NIC CAGE: Great, thanks. How does it feel to be back in your homeland?
ALICE KIM: You mean Asia?
NIC CAGE: Nippon, baby, land of the rising sun!
ALICE KIM: Nic, I’m not Japanese.
NIC CAGE: What are you talking about? Yes you are. I met you when you were handing me chopsticks.
ALICE KIM: That was a Korean lounge. I’m Korean. Remember when I spoke almost only Korean?
NIC CAGE: No.
ALICE KIM: That was before your last round of hair plugs. It wasn’t so long ago.
NIC CAGE: But don’t you speak a little Japanese?
ALICE KIM: Um, no.
NIC CAGE: Sure you do.
ALICE KIM: I assure you I don’t.
NIC CAGE: That’s so weird, though!
ALICE KIM: Is it??
NIC CAGE: Yeah! Augh. Oh man, I’m totally hungry, when is this going to be over?
ALICE KIM: You promised that after this we would go shopping.
NIC CAGE: Hrmm?
ALICE KIM: I need a new bag.
NIC CAGE: But you bought a new bag this morning.
ALICE KIM: Do you want another son?
NIC CAGE: I want a sandwich.
ALICE KIM: Just take the picture.
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