Nasianal Treasure

December 7th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana
Nicolas Cage and wife Alice Kim at the Japanese premiere of National Treasure:

NIC CAGE: Say it again, honey.

ALICE KIM: [long sigh] Okay. Oh Nicky, baby, the movie is so great. Actually, the movie is okay, you are brilliant.

NIC CAGE: Great, thanks. How does it feel to be back in your homeland?

ALICE KIM: You mean Asia?

NIC CAGE: Nippon, baby, land of the rising sun!

ALICE KIM: Nic, I’m not Japanese.

NIC CAGE: What are you talking about? Yes you are. I met you when you were handing me chopsticks.

ALICE KIM: That was a Korean lounge. I’m Korean. Remember when I spoke almost only Korean?


ALICE KIM: That was before your last round of hair plugs. It wasn’t so long ago.

NIC CAGE: But don’t you speak a little Japanese?

ALICE KIM: Um, no.

NIC CAGE: Sure you do.

ALICE KIM: I assure you I don’t.

NIC CAGE: That’s so weird, though!

ALICE KIM: Is it??

NIC CAGE: Yeah! Augh. Oh man, I’m totally hungry, when is this going to be over?

ALICE KIM: You promised that after this we would go shopping.


ALICE KIM: I need a new bag.

NIC CAGE: But you bought a new bag this morning.

ALICE KIM: Do you want another son?

NIC CAGE: I want a sandwich.

ALICE KIM: Just take the picture.


Filed under: , , , , , , , , ,

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.


Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 5: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

April 26th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Not all martials arts movies look same.

The cast of HBO's 'Girls'

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 4: Was The HBO ‘Girls’ Controversy About Racism Or Sexism?

April 25th, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Girl talk.


Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 3, aka Hump Day: What To Do When Your Friend Likes Racist Music

April 24th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Should you dump a friend who likes racist stuff?

office space

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 2: Workplace Segregation + A Little History Lesson

April 23rd, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Don’t hate, integrate.

I was trying to give Andrew bunny ears, but I ended up throwing an Asian peace sign instead. Yo, I think that's racist.

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 1: Natural Hair

April 22nd, 2013 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

Wherein we take all of your racist questions. (Some of them, anyway.)

Photo by Lee-Jin Man/AP

Creepy Photo Of S. Korean Soldier Wielding Machine Gun In Front Of Laughing Children Kinda Sums Up Where We Are At This Juncture

April 18th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen



If North Korea Attacks Us, I Have Just One Favor To Ask God

April 5th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

North Korea is so hot right now.

Screen Shot 2013-02-28 at 11.22.12 AM

Michelle Malkin Desperately Wants To Be Michelle Obama

February 28th, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen


Screen Shot 2012-12-05 at 2.52.57 PM

Penn State Sorority Girls Will Work For Weed & Beer

December 5th, 2012 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Viva racism!


Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian: The Ass Pants & Butt-Rubbing Edition

November 30th, 2012 | 1 comment | Posted by jasmine

We here at DISGRASIAN™ are going to use our buying power to buy as many Samsung butt-rubbed phones as we can.


Things I Thought I’d Never See: A Dude Rapping In Korean At The American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Gangnam Time? Hammer Style?


RIP Twinkies, RIP Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are

November 16th, 2012 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

How are we going to insult one another now?!