My Hear-o!!

December 6th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Oh, bah. As I’m sure you all know by now, DISGRASIAN does not fancy Masi Oka’s character on Heroes–Hiro–we don’t believe he’s much of a Japanese hero at all. And ever since the beginning, we ‘ve sniffed our noses at his fisting, blubbery nonsense.

Now this little guy, with his shrunken/nonexistent ears and soft little tummy…

…HE just stood up for the first time, with nary a fist in the air.

Now that’s a hero. Sigh.

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Disgrasian Dictionary
GONGBANG –

An assault on the ears of gonging sounds that occurs in movies and television whenever someone or something Asian appears on screen. Example, Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.

Dental Disgrasian –

Disgraceful person with f-ed up, toothy teeth.

ANTI-ASIAN –

n. An Asian who’s aging well.  adj. Delaying or lessening the effects of aging by about 10 years, especially on the skin: an anti-asian cream.

Racial Drag –

Accoutrement and/or affect donned by one race to mimic another. Example: when a white girl wears chopsticks in her hair.

EXPLOITASIAN –

Yellow exploitation.

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