Lucy Liu allegedly dabbled in violence while being followed by paparazzi at the Miami airport he’s yesterday. Splash News reports:
Liu apparently became irritated by the attention of being a movie actress and unleashed a palm-strike to a photographer’s camera after an outrageous confrontation. This came seconds after she decided to shove and jab another photographer on her way down some stairs. They added that Lucy was ready to “throw down” with fans seeking autographs as she confronted them with obscene language.
Oh Lucy, don’t be a Liu-ser. If you were just an average Jane with flat hair and no story… or maybe even if you had a story…maybe even if you were an astronaut in a love triangle that drove hundreds of miles wearing diapers to resolve your madness, or the U.S. President’s drunk daughter on a particularly drunk day… whatever, then perhaps I would have some sympathy for your irritation with attention. But you aren’t an average Jane. You’re an actress, arguably. Your livelihood and career require you to be in the public sphere and this is just one of those shitty side effects that goes along with it. Hey, we all deal with shitty side effects— like how Xanax makes it easier to deal with my parents but impossible to stay awake when I drive. Or how crack cocaine–nine times out of ten–gives me gas. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Here’s what it boils down to: nobody gets off an airport with their hair looking that shiny if they don’t know they’re going to be photographed. And if there are still any fans left waiting for your autograph after that lesbian vampire atrocity you filmed with Carla Gugino last year, you should be thanking your lucky stars, baby.
So DEAL WITH IT!
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