The trailer for Lionsgate’s The Forbidden Kingdom was released this week, promising an April release of a young person’s fantasy tale of
another white Samurai an American boy tumbling headfirst into his kung-fu destiny.
It actually looks like a bit of good fun for the millions of kids who will spend their young and impressionable years watching this movie over and over on DVD instead of playing outside in the sun. Oh well, at least Jet Li looks delicious as always:
YEUM!!! But then… there’s this idiot:
…whose crazy mug, smelly dreads, and omnipresence are like the convergence of all my worst fucking nightmares. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
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