Being Michelle Malkinbitch

December 13th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

This week, DISGRASIAN’s favorite cuntdit Michelle Malkin posted “Meet the GOP Immigration Drag Queens” on her site and took Huckabee, Giuliani, and McCain to task for changing their stances on illegal immigration, the bee in Malkinbitch’s bonnet. She called Huckabee “a shameless border control cross-dresser” and wrote:

Bad enough that the Democrat candidates are still stuck in a 9/10 mentality on the nexus between immigration and national security. The question for conservatives is: Would a Republican immigration drag queen be any better — or worse?

Oh Malkinbitch. People ask us all the time why we don’t write about you more, and we’re happy to tell ya: 1) because you are the right-wing House Oriental, and when we read your blather, er, blog, all we see is a chick tryin’ to make a fast nickel instead of someone with real conviction, and 2) we really can’t stand looking at those terrifying teeth of yours; they give us nightmares.

But don’t go bringin’ cross-dressers and drag queens into the debate like they’re a bad thing. First off, we’re pretty sure that any drag queen worth her Adam’s Apple could kick your scrawny ass without lifting a french tip. Also, drag queens are awesome and most of them a lot hotter than you. Here are examples of some smokin’ he-bitches, for future reference:

Why drag queens, Michelle? Is this just semantic gymnastics or is there something more to the issue? Then we started rootin’ around for photos of you, and we got our answer.

We dare say that you’re looking positively beDRAGgled yourself, Malkinbitch.

Experiencing some self-loathing, perhaps?

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