Jeez Louise, Mandy Moore. Your coif looks like a broke-ass weave. That leopard print makes you look like a drag queen. That little DJ you’re toting around… looks worried that you’re going to eat him. And you’re at disgrestaurant Mr. Chow. Who the hell are you taking fashion/lifestyle cues from??
I mean, we could speculate:
…but frankly, we’re not down with this. Maybe you envision this as your stand for “big girl solidarity,” but we believe that going down this path will only doom you to a lifetime of looking like a displaced tranny in wild prints. What next, public displays of violence?? Might we suggest other interesting role models, like… well, not Kimora?
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