Tila Tequila has never failed to confirm that she has a cache of truly great talents: 2) walking and breathing at the same time
1) squooshing her boobs together
2) walking and breathing at the same time
3) laying around
5) pole dancing/lap dancing
She seemed especially eager to confirm her aptitude in the latter during the most recent “meet the parents” episode of A Shot At Love, in which she sought to impress her gal’s family with a cheery lap dance for Grandma:
Wow. Class and Sass, all the way. Oops, I mean ASS AND BLELEGLGHHGHGHGHGHHGG (which doesn’t rhyme, but not even Chaucer could rhyme after witnessing this abomination). I guess I’ll join Jen today and fuggedabout lunch.
Thanks, Tila. Thanks a-fucking lot.
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