Oh Gwen, see what happens when you give your Harajuku slaves the night off?
You actually look kind of… fierce. And hot, for a gummy blonde with glazed-over eyes. And you force me to bite the bullet and admit those facts, which is difficult for me (because I loathe you), but something I’m willing to do IF YOU WILL JUST EMANCIPATE MY YELLOW FRIENDS AND END YOUR TYRANNY OF EXPLOITASIAN. WHY DO YOU PERPETUATE THE CONFLICT?? LET’S END THIS WAR!!!!!
Filed under: Exploitasian, Giving Slaves the Night Off, Good Looks, Gums, Gwen Stefani, Looking Fierce, Saying Nice Things About People You Hate, This is All It Would Take For Us To Lay Off You For Awhile
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