Readers often assume that the minute we lay eyes on a girl band in stupid white outfits, their asses are gonna get slammed.
This is true.
But we feel the same way about boy bands with three times the number of appropriate members, also in stupid white outfits, also rocking the cheeze.
Come on guys, we can do better than this. Boy Bands dry us up faster than an extra large tub of popcorn. Can we get some facial hair here? Perhaps a little less hair product? And for the love of god, NO MORE STUPID WHITE OUTFITS.
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