We get it: The Dalai Lama is hip. The Dalai Lama is cool. The Dalai Lama is Hollywood.
Don’t get us wrong– We love His Holiness so very much. Hell, we’ve busted China’s chops in his defense.
Our ears perked up when we found out that this week, we could actually buy the official car of the 14th Dalai Lama on eBay, for the minimum bid of $75k. How bitchin’ would that be?!? We imagine that somehow its peaceful vibes could remedy one’s road rage, and probably make that person’s skin look great (this is not confirmed).
And then we looked more closely at The Dalai Lama Foundation’s latest auction: the *bonus* to your buy? A meet-and-greet with this botox-faced wacko:
Er, we’d rather have a date with her facialist. Jen and I have no space in our lives to visit with the woman who pioneered the modern age for an upskirt epidemic, in honor of peace.
Guess we’ll have to stick to raging in the Volvo. Oh well. We enjoy it.
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