Happy 21st Birthday to Indian tennis player Sania Mirza! You’re currently ranked 27th in the country and you should be proud!
But if we were going to make this birthday celebrasian and exercise in Hardass Asian Parenting, we would say:
Sania. You’re 21. You are no longer a kid, and have no shot at being known as a prodigy or wunderkind. What are you doing with your life? Perhaps if you practice more, you will be ranked 14th (still disappointing), but you should really have your eye on #1. If you don’t think you can do get the top spot, you should just quit and go back to school. If you do, we advise practicing rather than partying tonight. Maybe one day you’ll even be mentioned on Racqonteur, but that site is really only for champions… if ya know what we mean. Anyway, happy birthday.
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